bloggin' & postin' & straight west coastin'.

mens-rights-activia:

Anemone runs from starfish

mens-rights-activia:

ratcoded:

ratcoded:

i know i’ve both 

- made fun of supernatural a lot
- never seen supernatural

but i do have to hand it to them, in a sea of people begging for a crossover with sherlock or arrow or whatever, it was an incredible move that the only crossovers they had were scooby doo and neopets

man i am so glad i can introduce people to all the little intricacies of life on this blog, such as neopet’s bootleg supernatural thing

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toadprince:

toadprince:

toadprince:

Had a realization in a dream I just had that this isn’t real and I can just do whatever I want and so I started shrinking the face of this guy that was talking to me and then once it got real small I woke up sleep paralyzed

I was given godlike powers over the universe by realizing it’s all in my head and the first thing I did was use them to torment the nearest man

And the actual God woke me up and put me into a 5 minute timeout to lay frozen and think about what I’ve done

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middleearthorcseeksspaceorc:

curseworm:

killer-catchy:

curseworm:

whenever i see parents walking with their baby andtheyve got their baby between them i get so emotional im not describing it well but like this

i ran out of space for the other one so theyve only got 1.5 parents but its fine

my parents used to do this to me when i was little - they’re both pretty tall, so they could easily swing me between them. my mom told me last week that once, after a pretty hefty snowfall, they were walking somewhere with me swinging me back and forth, as usual. because it was cold out i was wearing gloves, so on a pretty hard forward swing, i slip out of my gloves, flying through the air. i landed in a pile of snow

people saw. my mom still feels bad for laughing

baby slingshot

Yeet the child for health reasons!!

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